Stoned Talk

Chapter One

HEY. Weekend is here.. and I have simply nothing to do.. Tadaaaa!!!!!?  surprised? yes social life is inversely proportionally to age (the rate at which mine’s going is faster than average)

Uh-ghhh what am I doing! Why am I not in New York with a smart Harvard Law grad for a husband, shopping at Macy’s lunching at Grimaldi’s and window shoppin' at Tiffany’s? Why am I not doing anything I like? And a life like that, summed up in two lines, is a lot to ask for? I don’t think so.