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Friday, January 31, 2014


Stoned Talk

Chapter One


HEY. Weekend is here.. and I have simply nothing to do.. Tadaaaa!!!!!?  surprised? yes social life is inversely proportionally to age (the rate at which mine’s going is faster than average)

Uh-ghhh what am I doing! Why am I not in New York with a smart Harvard Law grad for a husband, shopping at Macy’s lunching at Grimaldi’s and window shoppin' at Tiffany’s? Why am I not doing anything I like? And a life like that, summed up in two lines, is a lot to ask for? I don’t think so.

Monday, October 14, 2013

I have successfully outdone myself againnn by watching all the Owen Wilson movies in three days beating my previous record of that with Edward Norton's in a month. Huzzah! *drumroll*
Yes I am unemployed, as we speak.

Top 5 Faves
(If I had my way with choosing I'd suggest all of them but hey let me be critical for once)
1. Midnight in Paris
2. Bottle Rocket
3. Zoolander
4. The Darjeeling Limited
5. Hutch and Starsky

It's quite difficult to wrap my head around the fact that a very handsome and a talented actor like him tried to end his life once. What does he have to be suicidal about? It's like God put a blonde toupee on a cupcake face so girls can go weak in knees and everywhere else and slit their wrists with obsession.. and he can not live with that? that's a shame! ugh
And what I can not understand more than anything is why and I mean WHY is he compared with Matthew McConaughey?! I haven't the slightest. Seriously? With acting skills that terrible and a face which seems like it was run over by an ice-cream truck twice McConaughey must be living the most surreal dream of being compared to a brilliant actor.

Aaanyway, if you dig Tom Hiddleston and Owen Wilson you might wanna see this and let your heart melt into a blob;



Sunday, October 13, 2013